User:Hymerman

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Since John's untimely departure, the biggest time-waster on gamedev.org.

Not really a game programmer, but certainly good at pretending to be one.

Ravuya says: Once hymerman and I were in Mexico, backs to the wall, the Robot Pope on our ass and fifty million dollars stuffed into a catheter bag strapped to my left inner thigh. I forget how the story ends, but it was made into a childrens' cartoon series in late 1988.

Hymerman says: Good times, good times. Man, we should do that again some time, I spent my share of the cash on a solid gold statue of Elvis, which I lost somehow.